Don’t forget to check out the Steve’s Recipes section on the right for the recipe. Enjoy!
May 28, 2010
Tonight’s SwS Offering
May 21, 2010
May 9, 2010
Back in business
Brethren, Listeners, Fans, (not-so) fans,
After a bit of retooling I have relocated the archived shows of the podcast to a different place on our server. Please visit this link if it is your desire to download or listen to previous shows.
http://thesettingmaul.com/smpodcasts/
In this directory you will find sub-level locations for material in a more organized fashion than before. The subcategories are as follows with explanations for each:
- episodes = these are all the past shows. With discretion we have opted NOT to re-release episodes 1 and 2.
- kadoshko = this is where you’ll find the Kadoshko products we’ve released separately taken out of the shows. These are and have always been available for download from the kadoshko.com website and via the KadoshKo podcast available through iTunes.
- nonsense = just what the title states. If you’re a long-time listener or watcher of The Setting Maul you’ll recognize these without much trouble.
- ringtones = who the hell doesn’t know what this means?
Thanks,
MiP
April 29, 2010
Haiku
As seen on Facebook:
banana bana
na naner naner bana
na babnanea nernnlskdjfu AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhh oo o oOOO ooooOOO
April 26, 2010
An Attempt at Classification
Here’s an ongoing list of the types of Freemasons I’ve run into:
1. The Esoteritrician – Interested in the philosophy and the deeper side of things. Easily distracted by tomes.
2. The Machiavellian – Interested in playing politics, and the manipulation of others.
3. The Rule-Monger – The Mason who will use any rule they can find, from Robert’s Rules of Order to Grand Lodge Code to get their way.
4. The Funarian – Most interested in Shrine, often a Freemason only because it’s a requirement of Shrine membership.
5. The Doppelganger – (a.k.a. the Career Ruiner) This is the most insidious kind of person attached to the fraternity. While they appear to be a Brother, they will stab you in the back when your guard is down.
6. The Hero – This is often a true Brother that is unpretentious, and genuinely happy to see you.
April 6, 2010
To the tune of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
Maybe with sausage
As long as it’s free
I want it now
Ba-ay-con
I want it now
I want a sandwich
With mayo on hand
Maybe some tomatoes on my BLT
And I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
You know that I love it
And you know that I need it
I want bacon,our bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance
No trichinosis
No heart-clogging pain
‘Cause we’ll chug statins
hopefully not in vain
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
That stuff aint kosher
I really don’t care
Smokey or Maple
but never done rare
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
You know I love bacon
And you know that I need it
I want bacon, our bacon trance
I want some bacon
And I want right now
You and me love our bacon trance
I want some bacon
All the bacon you have
You and me love our bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Move that bacon’s tasty
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Move that bacon’s tasty
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Move that bacon’s tasty
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Imma get me bacon baby
I want bacon
And I want it right now
I want bacon
I don’t want any cow.
(The Same But In French)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance








