The Setting Maul – Voices From The Clefts…

May 21, 2010

WHY PODCAST?

Why the podcast?

Well to be quite honest, for myself, the podcast was, in the beginning, born out of a desire to vent about the politics that I was seeing take place in my Mother Lodge. It was born out of something that was, in and of itself, not the most noble of aspirations. But after the first two or three shows, it quickly became something entirely different. The first shows had a soothing and cathartic effect on me. I soon was able to release the vitriol I had stored up and with the company of the GOOD Brothers, I found something quite different than that which I expected. I found, or rediscovered perhaps, fellowship, friends and Brotherly love. I found a way to continue to explore this wondrous thing called Freemasonry. My work schedule does not allow me to make meetings nearly as often as I would like. I’m lucky if I get to make it to the business meeting, let alone a degree meeting, as they tend to start earlier. The podcast is a way for me to remain an active Mason, though I might not get to an actual meeting, or be performing ritual work, I am doing something of a Masonic nature and doing it with my Brothers. It is a good excuse to get together with the boys and hang out. Break bread, enjoy an adult beverage, talk Masonry and laugh. By my Brothers I don’t just mean Mitch, Jason and Steve. I have come into contact with some damn fine men and Masons. Without the podcast I may have never had the pleasure of knowing these guys. Men like W.B. Jeff Dyer, Bro. Chris Chrizanowski, not to mention all the guys out to Walled Lake Lodge over in MI. (Hi Alan!) None of these men have I met in person, I might not even know them if they walked up to me on the street, they’re my Brothers none the less, and damn fine men, to boot. None of them would I have come into contact with, without the podcast. It also is a very gratifying feeling when we get messages from Brothers that are inspired to go back to Lodge after listening to the show. The running theme in these messages is that they had forgotten how fun it was, and what a good feeling it was to hang with Brothers, smoke, and tell jokes. In short The Setting Maul has gone from something for me, to something for you guys. Well, no that isn’t exactly true either. It is for all of us. (I know, I know, gag.) Ok, enough mushy stuff.

I am very excited for the changes that may be happening in the near future. I think it will be good for the show, if we go forward with these things, I believe it will force us to raise the bar and give you boys something more, a bonus shall we say. Moreover I think it will open opportunities for us, all of us, to do MORE GOOD with the podcast. I know, not everyone will be onboard for the (possibly) coming changes, but I hope the majority of you guys stick around. I think you will be pleased, and that it will be worth it.

In closing, I just want to express my gratitude for the support that we have received from Brothers not just here in Utah, but from those all around the globe. It is truly humbling. Thank you, thank you, a million times thank you. You guys have done so very much for me, and have taught me a true Masonic lesson, that of Brotherly love. I also would like to address something real quick, if you don’t mind… good I’m going to anyway. You may have noticed that throughout this missive, I have capitalized the word Brother throughout. The reason for this is not bad grammar, necessarily, but rather I make it a point to emphasize the word. If you go and look at my older posts and writings I have done it there too. This is because you guys are my family. I really mean that.

I love you Brothers, Remember to love one another, laugh more, and avoid the Salmon at the banquet.

Your Brother,
Bob Owens
Master Mason

PS don’t forget you can find us on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1018255398#!/pages/The-Setting-Maul/31468984692?ref=ts

or you can email me at jubelum@thesettingmaul.com

April 6, 2010

To the tune of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”

baconOh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance

I want it crispy
I want it chewy
Maybe with sausage
As long as it’s free
I want it now
Ba-ay-con
I want it now

I want a sandwich
With mayo on hand
Maybe some tomatoes on my BLT
And I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now

You know that I love it
And you know that I need it
I want bacon,our bacon trance

I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance

No trichinosis
No heart-clogging pain
‘Cause we’ll chug statins
hopefully not in vain
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now

That stuff aint kosher
I really don’t care
Smokey or Maple
but never done rare
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now

You know I love bacon
And you know that I need it
I want bacon, our bacon trance

I want some bacon
And I want right now
You and me love our bacon trance
I want some bacon
All the bacon you have
You and me love our bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance

Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Move that bacon’s tasty
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Move that bacon’s tasty
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Move that bacon’s tasty
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Imma get me bacon baby

I want bacon
And I want it right now
I want bacon
I don’t want any cow.

(The Same But In French)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance

February 7, 2010

What a wonderful thing the internet is….

Brothers,

We at the Setting Maul believe wholeheartedly in the long standing Masonic tradition of shameless self promotion, but on occasion we will find something of worth amongst the flotsam of the internet that is worth mentioning. This is the reason for my post today. I came across this little website and thought that it was done in the spirit of what we hold dear at The Setting Maul.

J3

http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/sellecksandwich

http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/post/343399016/the-official-selleck-waterfall-sandwich-theme-song

June 17, 2009

MMM. Celtic-y!

Filed under: Actual Products We Like, Awe-inspired, ENJOY LIFE, Inspiration — Jason @ 21:51

June 14, 2009

Some Gypsy Punk For Your Enjoyment

Filed under: Actual Products We Like, ENJOY LIFE, Shameless Plugs — Jason @ 23:12

March 12, 2009

Say it aint so…

Joaquin, what has happened to you man. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article2315254.ece

February 17, 2009

A Dose of My Own Medicine

Brothers,

There I was, sitting in front of my computer being a lump. A couple of hours ago I got the bad news that I was indeed slated to run to Wamsutter tonight and tomorrow night. You see, when I am not recording our great podcast with my Brothers J&P I am a truck driver. Normally locally, but as luck would have it with less than a days notice I was informed that yes, I would get to brave the icy (unplowed) roads to the middle of Wyoming. (Read middle of nowhere – coming from a Utah boy, that says allot.) I’m pissed off at my dispatcher for not having the brains enough to properly plan ahead, we are after all in the logistics industry, or for at least giving me more notice. The worst part of this is that I will not be able to record the next episode of the podcast with my dear friends and Brothers. Pissed is a bit of an understatement. I digress.
Like I said, I’m sitting here in front of the computer, and I remembered what I had planned on talking about in the next podcast. No matter what gets thrown at you in life, remember, ENJOY IT. (Life that is)
“Oh Hell”, I say to myself.
I guess I had better take my own advice. Granted, its free advice, and normally free advice is worth about that much. I however think that this might be worth a little something. I have a couple of choices.
I can either:

A. Stay pissed off at the ineptitude of those that are paid to make better decisions than they tend to do. Get angry that every time I make plans, work has a way of fouling them. Worry about the snow & ice. Worry about, not if but when they are going to shut I-80 down tonight, and if I’m going to be stuck on the interstate.

or

B.  Be grateful I’m working, and for a good company. Understand that dispatch does their best, and remember that I screw up to every now and then too. Stop worrying about the snow because I can’t control the weather but I can do my best to stay on the road. Not worry about the four wheelers (that is a little trucker lingo for those not driving trucks) and do my best to not let them [four wheelers] commit suicide by truck. Most of all, I can remember that the Grand Architect of the Universe is in control, not me. To trust in Him and to enjoy life.

A or B, Be grateful for the gifts that are given to us by the Grand Architect, or focus on the niggling annoying things that tend to bog a body down.

I know it sounds trite and it certainly can be difficult, but I am choosing to be grateful for my dash on the ice tonight. I say this for myself, but I hope that a Brother out there in the interweb might get something out of this too.

J3

PS Keep in mind, when I say, “enjoy life” I don’t mean like you are at Burning Man. We’re not libertines after all.

PPS SLOW TRAFFIC MOVE TO THE FRICKIN’ RIGHT!

That is all.

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