The Setting Maul – Voices From The Clefts…

April 6, 2010

To the tune of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”

baconOh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance

I want it crispy
I want it chewy
Maybe with sausage
As long as it’s free
I want it now
Ba-ay-con
I want it now

I want a sandwich
With mayo on hand
Maybe some tomatoes on my BLT
And I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now

You know that I love it
And you know that I need it
I want bacon,our bacon trance

I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance

No trichinosis
No heart-clogging pain
‘Cause we’ll chug statins
hopefully not in vain
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now

That stuff aint kosher
I really don’t care
Smokey or Maple
but never done rare
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now

You know I love bacon
And you know that I need it
I want bacon, our bacon trance

I want some bacon
And I want right now
You and me love our bacon trance
I want some bacon
All the bacon you have
You and me love our bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance

Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Move that bacon’s tasty
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Move that bacon’s tasty
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Move that bacon’s tasty
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Imma get me bacon baby

I want bacon
And I want it right now
I want bacon
I don’t want any cow.

(The Same But In French)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance

February 11, 2010

Oubliette

oubliettes_bastille

December 29, 2009

Filed under: Stuff by Jason, Three Fold Tie — Jason @ 12:23

newyear

July 27, 2009

By Claiming Yanni is King, You Caused The Following Rift in the Universe:

June 14, 2009

A Post In Which Can Be Found Links and Images Pertaining to The Next Podcast

Filed under: Alchemy, Masonic Minutiae, Stuff by Jason, Symbolism — Jason @ 23:05

http://www.alchemywebsite.com

http://www.freemasons-freemasonry.com/alchemy_freemasonry.html

vitriol1

smaragdina

March 15, 2009

Nifty-ness Added

Go to the “Where You’re From” page, and you can now add your own information to a nifty map.  I’ve taken the liberty of adding some that I knew (minus the names).

February 17, 2009

While You’re All Waiting with (im)patience:

Due to circumstances beyond our control, we will likely be postponing our podcasting one week. So, there won’t be anything coming out in February. Sorry, but our necessary vocations, and such shitholes as Wamsutter Wyoming have interferred. For your gratification, here’s a Google Map of Wamsutter:

View Larger Map

February 12, 2009

I Have To Also Wonder

What’s happened to Joaquin?

January 22, 2009

While the Cat’s Away…

Filed under: Apologies, Good Idea At the Time, Inspiration, Stuff by Jason — Jason @ 22:06

While Bro. Mitch is in California having some fun \ working, I thought I’d redecorate around here.  Hopefully I won’t have to steal a small boat and put to sea when he get’s back ;)

January 13, 2009

What Say ye?

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