June 16, 2010
May 28, 2010
April 26, 2010
An Attempt at Classification
Here’s an ongoing list of the types of Freemasons I’ve run into:
1. The Esoteritrician – Interested in the philosophy and the deeper side of things. Easily distracted by tomes.
2. The Machiavellian – Interested in playing politics, and the manipulation of others.
3. The Rule-Monger – The Mason who will use any rule they can find, from Robert’s Rules of Order to Grand Lodge Code to get their way.
4. The Funarian – Most interested in Shrine, often a Freemason only because it’s a requirement of Shrine membership.
5. The Doppelganger – (a.k.a. the Career Ruiner) This is the most insidious kind of person attached to the fraternity. While they appear to be a Brother, they will stab you in the back when your guard is down.
6. The Hero – This is often a true Brother that is unpretentious, and genuinely happy to see you.
April 6, 2010
To the tune of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
Maybe with sausage
As long as it’s free
I want it now
Ba-ay-con
I want it now
I want a sandwich
With mayo on hand
Maybe some tomatoes on my BLT
And I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
You know that I love it
And you know that I need it
I want bacon,our bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance
No trichinosis
No heart-clogging pain
‘Cause we’ll chug statins
hopefully not in vain
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
That stuff aint kosher
I really don’t care
Smokey or Maple
but never done rare
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
Now-now-now
I want it now
You know I love bacon
And you know that I need it
I want bacon, our bacon trance
I want some bacon
And I want right now
You and me love our bacon trance
I want some bacon
All the bacon you have
You and me love our bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Move that bacon’s tasty
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Move that bacon’s tasty
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Move that bacon’s tasty
Waddle Waddle Bacon baby
Work it
Imma get me bacon baby
I want bacon
And I want it right now
I want bacon
I don’t want any cow.
(The Same But In French)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance
I want it crispy
I want it chewy
You and me caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bacon trance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Love my bacon trance
December 28, 2009
Clatworthy 2.0
From the Meetup that we “sponsor”, by some humorless cowan named “Nigel”:
“Just joined the group and checking out some of your links and sponsors. Find it strange about the link to “The Setting Maul.”
My grandfather was a Freemason and in my home country Freemasons were always upheld to a high character. Am surprised that such affiliation with freemasonry and the type of conduct would be acceptable from Masons in United States and Utah.
There constitutes a disclosure on the site of not an official Masonic Body but still links it as being ran by Masons. Which from my grandfathers standards and my own does not seem of in light of what a mason should act accordingly, nor be proper conduct of any man.
I find it questionable that Masonic Leadership or any Mason for that matter would be connected with such demeanor.
I find for the sake of Freemasonry being held to higher standard I express my opinions. Thank you.”
August 27, 2009
Status of the Podcast
Brothers/Listeners,
A quick post to let you know that we’ve are thrilled to have experienced 7,659 downloads of our various podcast shows since February 28, 2009 – thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU!
July 27, 2009
April 15, 2009
The Setting Maul “Top 20″ List
Here it is happy listeners. This is a list of the top shows or episodes of The Setting Maul. This list also includes KadoshKo products such as Lodge Monkey. This is the list of popularity based on downloads by our listeners.
This is the top 20 list for those interested. FYI, this list represents downloads numbering in the hundreds each. We are nearly at 3,500 downloads since the February 25, 2009 episode. The list below represents the “All-time top 20″
1. 02_25_09.mp3
2. 04_01_09.mp3
3. pm_cologne.mp3
4. 04_01_09_live_show.mp3
5. lodge_monkey.mp3
6. stapler.mp3
7. 03_03_08.mp3
8. peekie_tone.mp3
9. podcast_outtake.mp3
10. yodfather_ep1.mp3
11. 04_07_08.mp3
12. ott_episode1.mp3
13. 07_01_08.mp3
14. yodfather_ep2_promo.mp3
15. 08_05_08.mp3
16. 09_29_08.mp3
17. 09_03_08.mp3
18. 01_19_09.mp3
19. 10_27_08.mp3
20. 11_10_08.mp3
S&F,
J2
April 5, 2009
March 15, 2009
Nifty-ness Added
Go to the “Where You’re From” page, and you can now add your own information to a nifty map. I’ve taken the liberty of adding some that I knew (minus the names).
